My mother in law sent this to me and I am tempted to print it, put it in a frame and hang it in our bedroom. I might just make a small one, laminate it and put it in his wallet! Nah, but seriously this is so true, at least for me it is!
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want
to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying *%@# YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
2 years ago
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Hello!
I didn't have an email, so I hope to contact you through your blog! You are the winner of yay free friday!! Please email me your shipping info at babybeblessed@gmail.com
THANKS!! Talk to you soon!
~Tina
Hey! Got your comment on my blog...I got Macy and Lucy's plates at http://www.girlytwirly.com
On the sidebar, there is a category with "Around the House". Click on "Kid's Plates, Bowls, & Mats." There are bunches of cute ones! Theirs is the "turquoise dot personalized melamine plate." There are tons of cute ones! That "flower shower" one is so cute, I think it is new. I love the custom pottery plates, but my husband is cleaning up a mess of broken glass right now, so if I can get something in an unbreakable form, it is usually best :) Take care!!
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